MAD HONEY COOKIES & CREAM CHOCOLATE

Mad Honey Cookies & Cream Chocolate

Experience the intersection of modern confectionery and ancient herbalism with the Mad Honey Cookies & Cream Chocolate Bar. Known as “Red Honey,” Mad Honey has been harvested for millennia from the high-altitude cliffs of Nepal. We have masterfully infused this rare nectar into a premium cookies and cream base, masking the honey’s natural earthiness with sweet, creamy decadence.

A Mystical Sensory Experience

• Authentic Himalayan Sourcing: Our honey is ethically gathered from Rhododendron forests, ensuring the presence of natural Grayanotoxins—the compounds responsible for the famous “Mad Honey buzz.”

• Gourmet Cookies & Cream: We use high-quality white chocolate blended with dark cocoa cookie crumbles, creating a nostalgic flavor profile that makes your exotic journey feel like a dessert.

• Predictable Dosing: Forget the guesswork of raw honey spoons. Our chocolate bars are segmented into precise squares, allowing you to tailor your experience from a mild mood-lift to a deep, dreamy relaxation.

Why Choose Mad Honey Cookies & Cream?

• Distinctive “Warm” High: Unlike the jittery energy of caffeine or the intensity of THC, Mad Honey provides a signature physical warmth and a calm, “floaty” mental state.

• The Perfect Nightcap: Many enthusiasts find that a few squares of Mad Honey chocolate help melt away the day’s stress, grounding the mind and body for a peaceful evening.

• Verified Purity: Every bar is third-party lab-tested to ensure alkaloid consistency and to guarantee the product is free from contaminants and heavy metals.

Product Specifications:

• Flavor Profile: Creamy White Chocolate with Cocoa Cookie Crunch.

• Active Ingredient: Authentic Mad Honey (Grayanotoxin).

• Format: Segmented break-apart bar for easy dosing.

• Effect Profile: Soothing, Ethereal, Warm, and Relaxing.

• Quality: Sustainably sourced and lab-verified.

Why Buy From Us?

• In-Stock & Ready: Our Cookies & Cream inventory is live and ready for immediate, temperature-controlled shipping.

• Total Discretion: We ship in 100% plain, unmarked, and odor-proof packaging. Your privacy is our priority.

• Global Shipping Mastery: We are experts in international logistics, ensuring your Mad Honey Chocolate reaches you safely and discreetly, regardless of your destination.

Shipping Information

Your exotic Himalayan treat is ready to ship. We offer fast, tracked shipping to all 50 US States and provide reliable Worldwide Shipping. We utilize insulated shipping materials where necessary to ensure your bar arrives in perfect, non-melted condition.